After a successful show at The Bowery Poetry Club in January, Cats Without Legs was asked to do a monthly spot there from April through July, the 2nd Wednesdays of the month at 8 pm - 4/11, 5/9, 6/13, & 7/11.

Cats Without Legs - An irreverent journey through the ins and outs and ups and downs of parenthood and other things. Laugh out loud as 2 women explore the insanity of motherhood. Hear what a postpartum talking vagina has to say and what it’s like being married to a babyman. Find out what “almost porn” is and why lobotomies could be a good thing.


Wednesdays, April 11th, May 9th, June 13th, & July 11th @ 8pm

The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery Street (btwn Bleecker & Houston), NYC 10012

$10 tix in advance online -

Or : $15 cover at door (No drink min!)

–email catswithoutlegs@gmail.com


Here is what some people had to say about "Cats without Legs"…

"Ms. Kitay can suck all the oxygen out of a room and leave you holding your sides with laughter" -April Feld, Simply Shakespeare

"I thought Janine’s vagina monologue tonight was insanely brilliant. Approaching Richard Pryor level genius." – Ray Schaub

"Great Great Show Tonight --- Brilliant Funny and Moving --- so happy I went!" – Marla Mase

"I loved your performances, it was funny, touching, brilliant and funny..." – Dorine Oliver


Janine Squillari has performed at various venues throughout NYC, including The Paradise Theatre, The Broadway Comedy Club, Rose's Turn, and The Duplex. She went from dating dummies, to buying one, to creating her one-woman show “I Need a Guy Who Blinks.” Most recently, she has been exploring the role of “Mommy,” which is what inspired this show.

Over the last 10 years Carolyn Kitay has performed in comedy clubs and theaters throughout New York City, including: Improv Comedy Club, Gotham Comedy Club, Stand-Up N.Y., Rose’s Turn, Don’t Tell Mama, Surf Reality and Chashama. Ms. Kitay is an avid “spastic dancer” (something she is most proud of) and a trained actor. Wow, what range indeed!

Photo by Nina Paley